HR Police: Sexy vs. Skanky at Work
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 by Jessica ChappellThere’s a fine line between being sexy and skanky at the workplace, and you’ve probably seen plenty of offenders in both categories. Don’t you wish you could say something to those who disobey certain office etiquette? Well now you can anonymously! Print this out and post it in the break room, elevator, or by your copy machine. Hopefully the delinquents can learn a lesson or two!
- Wearing a cardigan in a cold office | Wearing a snuggie in a cold office
- Fishnet stockings | Fishnet top
- A dab of perfume or cologne in the morning | Dousing yourself with body spray every hour
- Running out for a quick coffee | Running out for a quickie
- Talking with a coworker to fix a problem | Emailing embarrassing pictures of a coworker to everyone in the office
Frank Roche
Oct 15th, 2009
I once worked in an office where a guy sent bigtime details of his Las Vegas bachelor party to “All.” Skanky? Yeah, I think so.
Bill Strahan
Oct 19th, 2009
My favorite was a guy who wrote a “love letter” to his favorite stripper but when it got stuck in the printer was too lazy to unjam it. The administrative assistants, who despised him, had it photocopied and distributied throughout the office faster than you can say, “doughnuts in the pantry.” Skanky.
Frank Roche
Oct 19th, 2009
@Bill That kind of stuff really cracks me up. Those kind of dudes get caught out eventually…too funny.