50 Best Tips for Getting the Job You Always Wanted

by Guest Writer on September 15, 2009

in Careers, Communication, Creativity, Interviewing, Recruiting

50 Best Tips for Getting the Job You Always Wanted

  • Tip 1: When applying for jobs at small companies: If you can find the names of people who work there, say Dear Name, not To Whom It May Concern.
  • Tip 2: Looking for a job? Don’t tell them you CAN send what they ask for in the ad. Show them by sending it!
  • Tip 3: Meet them before you ask how many days off you’ll get.
  • Tip 4: Applying to be a writer? Don’t misspell something in the sentence where you talk about the quality of your work.
  • Tip 5: If you want me to look at your LinkedIn profile on the Internet, don’t expect me to Google it, give me a link.
  • Tip 6: Don’t put your GPA on your resume. If you ignore Tip 6, make sure you have a 4.0.
  • Tip 7: Match the font in the “to” field of your note to the content of your note to TRY to disguise standardized notes.
  • Tip 8: When cutting and pasting into responses to ads –- PROOFREAD. Repeating the same text is not good.
  • Tip 9: if you apply for a developer job and give your personal URL, make sure your site is working.
  • Tip 10: Don’t forget the attachment. If you say it’s there, attach it.
  • Tip 11: If the ad says “Don’t call,” don’t f%#@ing call!
  • Tip 12: Know what you don’t know. Embrace it. Acting like you know everything makes you look like you know nothing.
  • Tip 13: Remember, it’s a buyers market. I’m looking for a reason to rule you out. Don’t give me one. (see tips 1-12)
  • Tip 14: If you’re applying to be a front-end web developer, don’t buy a template and send it as your sample.
  • Tip 15: “People have always been told I am a better communicator through my writing not by my speaking.” For a writer job?
  • Tip 16: If you’re going to be arrogant, make me laugh (and back it up).
  • Tip 17: Put your education at the end of your resume.
  • Tip 18: A great cover letter (sent in email, not just an attachment) will get me to look at your resume.
  • Tip 19: If I can’t open your resume in “Preview” it goes in the no pile. Hint: PDFs open in preview.
  • Tip 20: If your website plays sound automatically, you’re out. Let me opt in to sound!!!!!
  • Tip 21: On resumes, objectives only have a downside. If you use them, make sure they match the job you’re applying for.
  • Tip 22: Don’t include writing samples from Facebook or (especially) MySpace.
  • Tip 23: We want people who want to work HERE, not just anywhere. Do a little research.
  • Tip 24: If you have something cool to say in your LONG cover letter, say it at the beginning.
  • Tip 25: This one’s important: Put your experience in chronological order on your resume. Disorganized = disorganized.
  • Tip 26: Use a professional-sounding email address – preferably with some variation on your name.
  • Tip 27: “I read your post… Could you send me more information and when i can start?” Seriously?
  • Tip 28: Write something in the email. Don’t just include attachments.
  • Tip 29: A document name like “dad’s resume” is a strong indication that Dad doesn’t have the computer skills to do the job.
  • Tip 30: Don’t say you read the ad and the website in the same sentence where you say that you don’t know what kind of person I’m looking for.
  • Tip 31: “…you ask for some sample works but I do not feel comfortable sharing my hard work with some faceless company.” Then don’t apply.
  • Tip 32: Don’t be too clever with subject lines or your response will end up being filtered as spam. Say what you mean.
  • Tip: 33: Be careful with idioms. Trite = trite. I am so tired of people tossing their hats into the ring. Get a new phrase.
  • Tip 34: If you have to say “honestly” about something… it makes me wonder about that all the other things you say.
  • Tip 35: At the risk of repeating. Cover letter/email matters! Drives whether I look at the resume and it affects how I see the resume.
  • Tip 36: Be surprising!
  • Tip 37: We don’t have a hat. We don’t have a ring for hats.
  • Tip 38: Use parallel structure in your resume. If you don’t know what that means, look it up.
  • Tip 40: “Oh, you know” is not an answer to an interview question. If I knew, I wouldn’t ask!
  • Tip 41: Interviewing is like dating. Desperate is not appealing. Take cues. Be interested, not icky.
  • Tip 42: First impressions matter. Weak handshake BAD. This is not difficult.
  • Tip 43: “I work too hard” ARE YOU SERIOUS????? I didn’t even ask about weaknesses.
  • Tip 44: In addition to being interested in the company, be interesting!
  • Tip 45: Don’t give the interviewers names to recruiters. What message does that send?
  • Tip 46: You know that tip about handshakes? Eye contact goes double.
  • Tip 47: If you get rejected, writing a nice note to ask why is smart. It’s a small world.
  • Tip 48: Men are decision makers, too. Don’t be sexist.
  • Tip 49: Don’t help yourself to food from the freezer unless it’s offered. Even popsicles.
  • Tip 50: Be interested, really interested, in the company you apply to.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Mark Schoneveld September 15, 2009 at 10:13 am

I’m glad you compiled these! They were great in real-time, and great on a blog post, too! Thanks.

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Frank Roche September 15, 2009 at 10:36 am

@Mark Thanks a lot. I like how the list came out. Coolness.

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Judi September 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Ah, yes – #26 – Once rejected an applicant based on her email address on her res. It was something like “partygirl_26″. Next!

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Frank Roche September 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm

@Judy We had a few…there’s one I can’t say, but wow was it a weird name to have for email.

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Scar September 16, 2009 at 1:21 am

Fantastic list, thanks :)

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Sarah Chambers September 16, 2009 at 5:54 am

@mark and @Scar thanks lots!

@Judy it’s amazing. I went back and forth between thinking they were joking and feeling like I should send step-by-step instructions for signing up for a new email “professional” email account.

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laurie ruettimann October 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm

How did I miss this? This list is worth money, yo.

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Frank Roche October 15, 2009 at 6:25 am

@Laurie LOL…this is 10x as much stuff as you hate…this is 5 Ways to Get a Job x 10. The thing is, this was real time…and we hired someone from this process, so it’s the real deal.

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Yuri van der sluis May 3, 2010 at 12:44 am

Great tips,
I even had to laugh a few times :-)
What are your thoughts on applying ?
Check this out: http://blog.yutrain.nl/business-views/old-fashioned-cv-thinking/

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Elizabeth O'Brien September 10, 2010 at 9:36 am

Geez… I wish I read this before I sent my resume to your company two days ago. Hopefully I will be able to use your interview tips with you.

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Jacob July 6, 2011 at 2:48 pm

I could agree with 20 more. It’s amazing how many people are still stuck in Web 1.0.

Not to say the rest of the tips aren’t. In fact, I’d probably say the rest of the tips are the most valuable thing on the internet i’ve seen thus far. Nice, short, and sweet.

Let’s get the economy back in shape people!

P.S. I lol’ed pretty hard at tip 40

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