Comments on: Performance Review Madlibs http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/ Know More HR. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:05:39 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Ashley Andrus http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-106156 Ashley Andrus Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:38:54 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-106156 And finally, from my dear husband, also filled out blindly: This year, I made it my goal to be the most fabulous member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by running as many cities as possible. I also led the department in writing the most children, a job I accomplished gently. Next year, I hope to be even more ginormous. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time frolicking with my Sith, and sometimes need to be more dark. And finally, from my dear husband, also filled out blindly:

This year, I made it my goal to be the most fabulous member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by running as many cities as possible. I also led the department in writing the most children, a job I accomplished gently. Next year, I hope to be even more ginormous. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time frolicking with my Sith, and sometimes need to be more dark.

]]> By: haschen http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-106147 haschen Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:43:03 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-106147 This year, I made it my goal to be the most fluorescent member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by sulking as many moles as possible. I also led the department in masticating the most helmet-heads, a job I accomplished awfully. Next year, I hope to be even more cantankerous. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time chastising my mollusk, and sometimes need to be more feral. This year, I made it my goal to be the most fluorescent member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by sulking as many moles as possible. I also led the department in masticating the most helmet-heads, a job I accomplished awfully. Next year, I hope to be even more cantankerous. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time chastising my mollusk, and sometimes need to be more feral.

]]> By: Ashley Andrus http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-106143 Ashley Andrus Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:23:27 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-106143 Courtesy of cool sister #2, who also filled in the blanks with no context. LOL about the day laborers. This year, I made it my goal to be the most foggy member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by waiting for as many pigeons as possible. I also led the department in drinking with the most day laborers, a job I accomplished patiently. Next year, I hope to be even more tired. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time coming to my car, and sometimes need to be more flashy. Courtesy of cool sister #2, who also filled in the blanks with no context. LOL about the day laborers.

This year, I made it my goal to be the most foggy member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by waiting for as many pigeons as possible. I also led the department in drinking with the most day laborers, a job I accomplished patiently. Next year, I hope to be even more tired. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time coming to my car, and sometimes need to be more flashy.

]]> By: Ashley Andrus http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-106142 Ashley Andrus Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:21:30 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-106142 And...courtesy of my cool sister #1, who also filled the list out without having a clue what it was for... This year, I made it my goal to be the most red member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by sleeping as many geese as possible. I also led the department in jumping over the most watermelons, a job I accomplished quickly. Next year, I hope to be even more chubby. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time skulking around my house, and sometimes need to be more feisty. And…courtesy of my cool sister #1, who also filled the list out without having a clue what it was for…

This year, I made it my goal to be the most red member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by sleeping as many geese as possible. I also led the department in jumping over the most watermelons, a job I accomplished quickly. Next year, I hope to be even more chubby. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time skulking around my house, and sometimes need to be more feisty.

]]> By: Lex Fortis http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-106138 Lex Fortis Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:13:57 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-106138 @<a href="#comment-106129" rel="nofollow">Ashley Andrus</a>: Perfect! You all know I'm collecting these in insert in my own self-eval, right? @Ashley Andrus: Perfect! You all know I’m collecting these in insert in my own self-eval, right?

]]> By: Ashley Andrus http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-106129 Ashley Andrus Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:45:12 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-106129 Let my 8 year-old blindly fill in the madlibs list. I think he gets the spirit of the thing, don't you? This year, I made it my goal to be the most cheesy member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by hugging as many toys as possible. I also led the department in breathing the most electrons, a job I accomplished like a maniac. Next year, I hope to be even more tiny. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time building my monster, and sometimes need to be more blue. Let my 8 year-old blindly fill in the madlibs list. I think he gets the spirit of the thing, don’t you?

This year, I made it my goal to be the most cheesy member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by hugging as many toys as possible. I also led the department in breathing the most electrons, a job I accomplished like a maniac. Next year, I hope to be even more tiny. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time building my monster, and sometimes need to be more blue.

]]> By: Frank Roche http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-105961 Frank Roche Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:59:56 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-105961 @Billie....that is excellent...too funny. Super duper, even. @Billie….that is excellent…too funny. Super duper, even.

]]> By: Billie http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-105960 Billie Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:49:11 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-105960 Hello! First time I ever posted anything, but must say that I LOVE to read your blogs, Frank. You are truly gifted with words. Keep up the GREAT work!! Here's my madlib: This year, I made it my goal to be the most cutesy member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by barfing as many staplers as possible. I also led the department in groping as many kittens as possible, a job I accomplished shamefully. Next year, I hope to be even more gooey. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time swallowing my butt cheeks, and sometimes need to be more super duper tootie fruitie. Hello! First time I ever posted anything, but must say that I LOVE to read your blogs, Frank. You are truly gifted with words. Keep up the GREAT work!!
Here’s my madlib:

This year, I made it my goal to be the most cutesy member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by barfing as many staplers as possible. I also led the department in groping as many kittens as possible, a job I accomplished shamefully. Next year, I hope to be even more gooey. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time swallowing my butt cheeks, and sometimes need to be more super duper tootie fruitie.

]]> By: Frank Roche http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-105958 Frank Roche Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:28:44 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-105958 @Trish...lol, I'm glad you plan to be more "golden." Thanks so much for doing this...you're moving to the head of the class. @Trish…lol, I’m glad you plan to be more “golden.” Thanks so much for doing this…you’re moving to the head of the class.

]]> By: Trish http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2009/07/16/performance-review-madlibs/comment-page-1/#comment-105956 Trish Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:18:30 +0000 http://www.knowhr.com/blog/?p=2038#comment-105956 Frank- LOVE THIS! I'll consider this for my next review. Here's mine: This year, I made it my goal to be the most loving member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by dancing as many milkshakes as possible. I also led the department in golfing the most marshmallows, a job I accomplished sadly. Next year, I hope to be even more annoying. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time dissecting my car, and sometimes need to be more golden. Frank- LOVE THIS! I’ll consider this for my next review. Here’s mine:

This year, I made it my goal to be the most loving member of the team. I am pleased to say that I met this goal by dancing as many milkshakes as possible. I also led the department in golfing the most marshmallows, a job I accomplished sadly. Next year, I hope to be even more annoying. If I had to pick areas to improve, I would say I have a difficult time dissecting my car, and sometimes need to be more golden.

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