Looking for Some Obnoxious Hipster Scum

Jan 31

Pitchfork MediaNow here’s how to really look for talent. This job posting for an administrative intern at Pitchfork Media is the way real people communicate:

Pitchfork Media is looking for some obnoxious hipster scum to beat up in the back alley of our New York City office. But more importantly, we’re seeking an administrative intern. (Seriously, no mustaches.) The ideal candidate will be available 10-15 hours a week and have prior administrative experience. It’d be pretty great if you also have some general office experience and familiarity with business applications (you know, like Microsoft Office). A good presence on the phone and strong writing skills are mandatory. Tasks include, but are not limited to, coordinating schedules, shredding watermarked promos, and assisting all departments with daily operations as needed. Qualified applicants must submit a resume and cover letter to jobs@pitchforkmedia.com. Deadline is Friday, February 1 at 6:00 p.m. EST.

That’s just brilliant writing of a job posting. And how do your job postings compare?

[Via yvynyl]

About the Author
Frank Roche

Frank started IFRACTAL over 7 years ago with Sarah Chambers. Together, they've created HR communications and HR software for some of the world's leading companies. Frank is also studying Flamenco guitar and origami.

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  1. The Tuna says:

    I love this posting. Too bad where I work we have the standard format that everyone has to follow. No creativity allowed.

    Rich

  2. Frank Roche says:

    Tuna, I think you’re more in the majority. It surprises me why companies don’t do more of this. It’s just the right way to talk to the person they’re hiring.

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