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How to Finagle a Day Off
Apr 25I needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was “crazy” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You’re clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the boss asked her “And where do you think you’re going?” She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark!”
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Frank Roche
Frank started IFRACTAL over 7 years ago with Sarah Chambers. Together, they've created HR communications and HR software for some of the world's leading companies. Frank is also studying Flamenco guitar and origami.
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Oh, that’s FUNNY! Thanks for posting that.
John, for some reason that one cracked me up. I must have been in the mood for some HR humor.
Hiya. We had some fun in the UK HR press recently – a organizations have started to give employees time off to look after sick pets. Made me laugh. When I got up off the floor I realised it was yest another reason (excuse) for the odd day off….where’s that dog of mine?
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=fido-fallen-ill–just-take-some-peternity-leave-&method=full&objectid=18544883&siteid=66633-name_page.html
Scott, LOL. Wow…I guess that’s one form a flex day…although I must say that our Labrador Retriever, Snickers the Wonder Dog, is a family member. In fact, she gets more of the bed than I do! So, sick days to tend for an ill pet…I might need to sign on for that.
Scott,
In parts of Colorado they have passed laws that give pets as much rights and protection as children. I wonder if we can get more sick days from this
What about days off for haircuts – for your dog of course!
Alex, LOL. It’s all about the sick days.
Scott, I understand that the new haircut policy is that haircuts should be done at lunch on your own personal time…unless you own an Old English Sheepdog, then you can have half a day.