Random Management Statement Generator

Posted on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 by Frank Roche
We need to evolve cross-media mindshare.

If your managers are suffering from a bout of brainlock to “motivate the troops,” worry no more. The Random Management Statement Generator is available. As the instructions say, “Click on the Create button to produce a statement that you are likely to here a manager say.”

Now let’s get out there and optimize our strategic initiatives.

(via The Generator Blog)

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User Comments

  1. Charlie

    Sep 29th, 2006

    There is another good one at the Dilbert site:

    http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi

  2. Frank

    Oct 4th, 2006

    That is funny. Good one. I could have an entire site devoted to Dilbert…but Scott Adams already beat me to the punch.

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