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Random Management Statement Generator

Sep 27

We need to evolve cross-media mindshare.

If your managers are suffering from a bout of brainlock to “motivate the troops,” worry no more. The Random Management Statement Generator is available. As the instructions say, “Click on the Create button to produce a statement that you are likely to here a manager say.”

Now let’s get out there and optimize our strategic initiatives.

(via The Generator Blog)

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Frank Roche

Frank started IFRACTAL over 7 years ago with Sarah Chambers. Together, they've created HR communications and HR software for some of the world's leading companies. Frank is also studying Flamenco guitar and origami.

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Charlie says:

September 29, 2006 at 12:59 pm

There is another good one at the Dilbert site:

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi

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Frank says:

October 4, 2006 at 8:11 am

That is funny. Good one. I could have an entire site devoted to Dilbert…but Scott Adams already beat me to the punch.

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